Friday, February 17, 2012

Why I don't go to the cinema



WHY I DON’T GO TO THE CINEMA

1. The manager of the cinema never visits me.

2. I did go a few times but no-one spoke to me.

3. Those who go there are not very friendly.

4. Every time I go they ask for money.

5. I went so much as a child, I’ve had all the entertainment I need.

6. The people who go don’t live up to the high moral standards of the films.

7. The performance is too long. I can’t sit for two hours.

8. I often disagree with what I see and hear.

9. I don’t think they have very good music.

10. The films are all shown in the evenings
and that is the only time I have to be at home with my family.

Does this sound familiar?

2 comments:

Fr John Abberton said...

Dear Bishop...what is "food music"?

+David said...

Thank you. A serious typo. Not "food music" but "good music"!!! (I've fixed it up in the post.

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