Friday, February 6, 2009

Time to smile . . .


LATERAL THINKING . . .

A little girl was at Mass with her mother when she started feeling ill.

“Mum,” she said, “can we leave now?”

“No” her mother replied.

“Well, I think I’m going to be sick, Mum!”

“Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush.”

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

“Were you sick?” her mother asked.

“Yes.”

“How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?”

“I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mum. They have a box next to the front door that says, “For the Sick.”


AN UNHAPPY BOY!
After the baptism of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!”

0 comments:

Post a Comment